Ni!
We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!
The same!
BEDEVERE: Who are they?
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-wom!
ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Ni!
ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: A what?
Ni!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
Now... go!